Remember When Peak Internet Humor Was Watching A Pixelated Dancing Banana? Thankfully, We've Evolved Since Then, And These 27 Hysterical Tweets By Women Prove It
"Putting my overheated MacBook on my stomach to make the cramps go away" —@pyschodior
26 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Helped Me Forget About My Impending Seasonal Depression
"Thought I’d have a few more years before the kids’ math homework got too hard for me, but looks like I’m tapping out at grade two." —@LindsayHameroff
People Are Sharing How They Respond When Someone Knocks On The Public Restroom Door They're Using, And I Can't Stop Laughing
"I am in the 'occupied' camp but now I’m truly shook. I’m considering switching to yodeling." —@DSMandell
I Think We Can All Agree These 26 Parents Should Stop Posting And Permanently Deactivate Their Facebook Accounts
“My 5-year-old son twerks all the time. We’ve tried everything to get him to stop. Is this normal?”
These 23 People Didn't Realize Their Childhood Habits Were Super Weird Until Their Spouse Was Like "WTF Are You Doing?!" 👀👀👀
"I knew my wife grew up in a house; I just didn't know it was a under a rock." —@GrumpusDad
If You've Ever Wondered Why Goofy Can Talk But Pluto Can't, I Have 10 Very Important Theories For You
One of the internet's most enduring mysteries is why Pluto is the only original Disney character who doesn't talk — and I finally have an answer. Actually, if I'm being exact, I have 10 answers.
21 Safety Tips For Women Who Run And Hike Alone, AKA Your Daily Reminder That Being A Woman Is HARD
"I always wear only one headphone, am very aware of my surroundings, and carry a taser."
If You Ever Thought "Gee, I Wish I Could Read 24 Wildly Funny Tweets By Women Right This Very Second," Boy, Do I Have Good News For You! (Click Here)
"My 8yo had the audacity to ask me why I cross my legs when I sneeze. You, dude. You are the reason." —@ShannonJCurtin
What Is The Most Embarrassing Song Or Poem You Ever Wrote About A Crush?
As an avid teenage lyricist, every song I wrote about a crush was raw, emotional, and deeply humiliating. And I KNOW I'm not alone.
People Are Explaining How To Find Out Someone's Ring Size Without Tipping Them Off, And Anyone Planning A Proposal Needs To TAKE! NOTES!
"I measured my wife's finger with a piece of string while she was sleeping and took the string to the jeweler."
"I Will Say 'No' Without Explanation": 41 Things Women REFUSE To Apologize For
"I won't apologize for being the smartest person in the room."
Area Man Jealous That His Girlfriend Laughed Harder At These 30 Women's Tweets Than Every Joke He's Ever Told
"I love when my cat pushes open the bathroom door the same way a cowboy would bust open the doors to a saloon" —@xanabon
31 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Needed My Inhaler
"Plz keep me in your thoughts everyone is saying 'Happy Friyay' at work" —@katymaio
40 Women Revealed The Red Flags They Look Out For On Dates, And They're All SPOT! ON!
"Liking the show Two and a Half Men, loving Joe Rogan, and thinking Jordan Peterson is smart are HUGE red flags in potential relationships."
If This Last Week Taught Us Anything, It's That Literally No One Is Cooler Than A 79-Year-Old White President
Joe Biden had a choice: remain a deeply uncool Democratic president going into the midterms, or say "screw it" and let Cool Biden out of his cage.
43 Tweets By Literally The Funniest Women On Al Gore's Entire Internet
"Whenever I switch sleep positions I’m like this one’s gonna be huge for me." —@isabelsteckel
Someone Hand Me A Shovel So I Can Bury These 12 Interior Design Trends In A Cold, Dark Grave
I don't need a whimsical sign telling me to "live laugh love" — I am more than capable of laughing and loving on my own time and living by default.
A Complete List Of Every Bizarre Thing Dr. Oz Does In This 39-Second Clip Of Him Grocery Shopping
"That's $20 for crudités...and this doesn't include the tequila." —Dr. Mehmet Oz
These 42 Funny Tweets By Women Are Piss-Your-Pants Level Hysterical
"Every sitcom: So you know how in your late twenties and early thirties, you have this close group of friends that just kind of hangs out at each other’s houses all the time... Teenage me: Definitely. 30s me: Wait...what!"
What Are The Biggest Red Flags For Women In The Dating World?
From petty pet peeves to safety-conscious red flags, we want to know what you look out for.