34 Very, Very, Very Funny Parents Who Tweeted Through Another Long-AF Week Of Parenthood
"Don’t judge me for my toddler eating a chicken nugget for lunch. Judge me for not knowing where the chicken nugget came from." —@mommajessiec
These 22 Genuinely Hysterical Tweets By Women Made My Entire Week, And I Bet They'll Make Yours, Too
"i love when people are able to introduce me to their grandparents using their insane made-up name in a 100% serious tone, 'this is peeps and lolly.'" —@emilykmay
22 Upsetting Pictures Of Things That Absolutely Shouldn't Exist
Toilets with heads in them, Pepto Bismol hotdogs, and couches made of eggs — oh my! 😱
I Can't Stop Cackling At These 50 Parents Who Prove Raising Kids Is 100% Not For Everyone
"Overheard my kids whispering outside my bedroom door and one of them said 'she hasn’t had coffee yet' and then they both backed away from my door and it was quiet again." —@kristabellerina
You'll Pass Away From Laughing At The 47 Funniest Tweets By Women Last Month (RIP!!!)
"to do lists are so fun. it’s just 'drink water' and 'read' followed by a list of everything i’ve ever wanted to achieve since i was 7" —@_chase_____
I Hate These 18 Nightmare-Inducing Photos So Much That I'd Give Up My Firstborn Just To Erase Them From My Memory
Someone pass me the soap so I can wash the image of these things from my eyes and brain.
32 Hysterical Parents Who Tweeted Through Another LooOOOoooOOong Week Of Parenthood
"I hate when people say 'you look tired.' I have kids, this is just how I look now." —@mom_needsalife
24 Positively Hysterical Tweets By Women That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Needed My Inhaler
"when someone is talking about 'protecting their peace' you know they are the absolute most chaotic person alive" —@1followernodad
22 Hilarious Tweets That Made Me Realize Society Is Well And Truly F*cked
"At least Sisyphus never had to deal with people emailing him new boulders that they could have pushed up the hill themselves." —@joshgondelman
I Cannot Overstate How Hysterical These 29 Tweets By Parents Are
"Told my sister I had to buy rice krispy treats cause I’m snack mom for my daughter’s game and she said why don’t you just make them and I said I’m sorry you have the wrong number and hung up on her." —@itssherifield
I Genuinely Can't Overstate How Hysterical These 22 Tweets By Women Are
"New rejection level unlocked: 'we are grateful for the confidence you have demonstrated in sending your work'" —@fklein907
These 19 Pictures Ruined My Entire Life, And I'll Never Be The Same
Not to be dramatic, but I would happily smite all 19 of these things from existence and never look back.
I Can't Stop Laughing (And Sobbing) At These 20 Tweets About The State Of Humanity
"I don’t know why I have a headache. all I do is look at screens much of the day then go out in the sun for hours then grind my teeth all night" —@danielleweisber
26 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Parents This Week
"gave baby her first bath yesterday, she pooped in the tub and when i picked her up to wipe her off she pooped on my hand. i keep telling her she’s not allowed to be a comedian, but she’s clearly not listening." —@ambercrollo
18 Creepy And Upsetting Pictures Of Things That Absolutely Shouldn't Exist
The world would be a much better place if we got rid of every creepy doll in existence. 🔥
I Cannot Overstate How Hysterical These 27 Tweets By Women Are
"Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life" —@soupinthering
28 Hysterical Tweets By Parents That Sent Me To An Early Grave
"My daughter wrote a story titled 'My Mom Loves Coke' but didn’t clarify it was the soda and now I’m nervous for parent-teacher conferences" —@KatieDeal99
21 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women This Week
"When you check the furniture website and the home page says 'We are the tellers of a story not commonly told' and it's like okay I guess they're not doing a sale" —@annadrezen
17 Creepy And Unsettling Pictures Of Things That Shouldn't Exist
Clown showers, cryptid dogs, and homemade masks that Hannibal Lecter would be proud of. 🤡😨
I Cannot Overstate How Wildly Hilarious These 47 Tweets By Parents Are
"Now that my kid is in high school, I’m trying to be his silent sideline support system, but last night he told me his English teacher is making him put two spaces after a period, and HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT INTERVENE?!?" —@SaraMooreWagne1