Here's What Went Down On Perhaps The Maddest Night Of Brexit Carnage Ever Seen
Make it stop.
The Attorney General Tweeted "Bollocks"
Now we all know what's in Geoffrey Cox's codpiece (don't ask).
Here’s Everything You Need To Know About This Week’s Instalment Of Never-Ending Brexit Hell
A Definitive List Of Every British Centrist Party That Has And Hasn't Happened Since Brexit
Today seven Labour MPs quit the party, meaning a new centrist party is on the horizon. But what the hell was going on for two years before that?
Prince Philip Has Said He Is “Deeply Sorry” To A Woman Who Was Injured In A Car Crash
“I can only imagine that I failed to see the car coming, and I am very contrite about the consequences.”
OK, So Where The Hell Does Brexit Go From Here?
Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.
British People Explain The Big Brexit Vote For Americans
Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.
25 Tweets That Sum Up How Unreal British Politics Got In 2018
Can't wait for 2019!
The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"
"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."
Here Are 14 Ridiculous Things That Happened In British Politics This Week
How was this only five days?
Oh Dear God, What The Hell Is Going On With British Politics NOW?
It's all going brilliantly.
Here Are All The Things That Could Happen After The Brexit Vote, Ranked By How Apocalyptic They Are
From a quiet Christmas to the End of Days.
Here’s What’s Going On With All The Brexit Carnage, For Normal People Who’ve Not Been Able To Keep Up
The EU Has Approved A Brexit Deal With Britain
"We will remain friends until the end of days, and one day longer," said European Council president Donald Tusk.
People Are Really Losing It Over The Stentorian Oratory Of This Tory MP
I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.
Just A Load Of Pictures Of Tory Ministers Giving Speeches To A Half-Empty Conference Hall
Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.
A Little Boy Kept Parking His Bike On The Same Lamppost, So A Stranger Did Something Lovely
"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"
This Woman Did The Most Amazing Thing After Her Beloved Dog Died
"Made my wee dug's day!"
This Tory MP Posed For A Picture Showing He Was "Working Hard" And It Very Quickly Became A Meme
I just don't understand why you would do this. (H/T @MattChorley)
MPs Across The Political Spectrum Are Calling For Resignations Over The Tory Pairing Scandal
Pressure is growing on chief whip Julian Smith over a voting decision the Tories say was a "mistake".