Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.
Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.
Can't wait for 2019!
The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"
"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."
How was this only five days?
It's all going brilliantly.
From a quiet Christmas to the End of Days.
"We will remain friends until the end of days, and one day longer," said European Council president Donald Tusk.
I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.
Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.
"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"
"Made my wee dug's day!"
I just don't understand why you would do this. (H/T @MattChorley)
Pressure is growing on chief whip Julian Smith over a voting decision the Tories say was a "mistake".
So many jokes. So many memes.
He really is a great bloke.
A lot can change in a few years.
The England manager put his arm around Mateus Uribe, who suffered the same devastating experience he had 22 years ago.
"The second TWAT is everything."