I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.
Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.
"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"
"Made my wee dug's day!"
I just don't understand why you would do this. (H/T @MattChorley)
Pressure is growing on chief whip Julian Smith over a voting decision the Tories say was a "mistake".
So many jokes. So many memes.
He really is a great bloke.
A lot can change in a few years.
The England manager put his arm around Mateus Uribe, who suffered the same devastating experience he had 22 years ago.
"The second TWAT is everything."
It's coming home.
Of Gremlins, freedom fighters, and memes.
Labour Is Concerned This New Justice Minister Worked For A Firm Under Investigation Over A Justice Ministry Contract
Edward Argar's former employer is the outsourcing giant Serco, which is currently under criminal investigation by the Serious Fraud Office over an electronic tagging contract.
The incident happened last November.
The "Spiderman" Who Saved A Toddler Will Be Made A French Citizen And Has Been Offered A Job As A Firefighter
Mamoudou Gassama, who saved the 4-year-old, arrived in France from Mali just a few months ago.
The campaign to repeal the eighth amendment is set for a landslide win.
People Are Leaving Heartbreaking Messages At This Mural To A Woman Who Died After A Miscarriage In Ireland
Savita Halappanavar, who died in 2012 after being denied an abortion, has become the face of the Yes campaign.
Look on these tweets ye mighty...and celebrate!
A very good boy.