Not a weirdly suggestive plug and socket in sight.
Haven't YOU ever wanted to make out with an ear of corn?
YOU CAN DO IT.
Hahahah I could have sworn you were trying to sneak 11 items into the 10-item express lane! My bad!!!
They helped mine; maybe they'll help yours, too.
Please, share your secrets.
It's never too early to get in the spirit.
Let it glooooow, let it gloooow.
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It's so stupidly brilliant. Just like dogs.
Or someone else's face, I guess.
Because we tried them for you in July!
Because we tried them for you in April!
Because we tried them for you in June!
When you need a break from wandering around in circles.
Once you've already bought like 12 books, that is.
All the joy you need for just $6.99.
Every one of these will transform your life into an extremely chill sitch.
Even if you, yourself, are not a bird.