"There is such power in creating something designed to fit only you. It’s a quiet fuck-you to any clothing company or magazine or person that’s ever made you feel less." An excerpt from Alanna Okun's essay collection The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater.
It's the thought that counts, but you may as well make it cute too.
A rememberlutions jar is a fantastic alternative (or addition!) to New Year's resolutions.
What do you mean, they don't make rose gold cactus-shaped pool floaties?!?
In praise of the early-December start date.
I saw Mommy [redacted] Santa Claus...
"It's like underpants, but for wine."
Nobody deserves a Viking drinking horn quite like you do.
A spirited point-counterpoint.
You're not lazy, you're just incredibly efficient.
Professor Kukui is slightly bae tbh.
Accio every cute notebook in existence.
All you need is 57 DVDs of "Click" and a dream.
Don't let anyone tell you that you don't deserve fancy-ass jars.
Because no art (or anything else) is perfect.
BuzzFeed editors give thanks for the support.
Are you a sexy ear of corn or a sultry Spongebob?
It's not Halloween until you've plunged your hand into some pumpkin guts.
Haven't YOU ever wanted to make out with an ear of corn?