33 Shirts You Need To Own Immediately
Everything happens so much.
27 Gifts Every Book Lover Should Ask For This Year
In addition to all the books, of course.
19 Gifts Every Booze Lover Needs To Ask For This Year
Besides, you know, booze.
23 Gifts You Need To Ask For This Year
The holidays will be here before you know it, so it's time to start dropping hints.
Confessions Of A Halloween Costume Model
One day of work can haunt you for the next ten years.
9 Halloween Costumes That Don't Actually Require A Costume
Maybe you hate Halloween. Maybe you didn't have time to make a costume. Maybe you're just totally sick of people asking.
25 Clever Products That Will Make Your Office So Much Better
Mondays: now 50% more like Fridays!
30 Gorgeous Tattoos Inspired By Great Books
Want to carry your favorite book with you all day, every day? Ink is the answer.
17 Ingenious Tricks Every Lazy Person Should Know
The lazy shall inherit the Earth.
19 Tips To Make Your Bed Even More Cozy
Home is where the z's are.
26 Lazy But Brilliant Ways To Get Drunk
Step 1: Be trashy. Step 2: Get trashed.
Hey Stores: It's Way Too Early For Christmas
SLOW. YOUR. ROLL.
35 Costumes Guaranteed To Win Halloween
Put your friends' expensive, store-bought, probably flammable costumes to shame.
11 Halloween Costumes That Will Destroy Your Faith In Humanity
More like "hell-no-ween."
27 Insanely Clever Halloween Costumes For Your Dog
Happy Paw-loween!
Here's What Actually Happens When You Eat Horrifying Vintage Recipes
"Directions: Pour into an oiled fish mold and chill until firm."
9 Couples Costumes That Will Make You Glad You're Single
Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you need a boo.
Halloween Candy Ranked By Grown-Ass Adults Who Should Have Been Working
"Butterfinger is not a candy, it is a weapon."
11 Halloween Costumes For Deeply Single People
"Haha yeah, I'm just peanut butter. No jelly. Yet!"
32 Ridiculously Clever Group Halloween Costumes
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