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The Hardest Game Of Would You Rather For Anyone On The Internet

There are no wrong answers. (Sorta.)

Posted on October 24, 2014, at 12:23 p.m. ET

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    Have your entire Google search history sent to your parents?
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    Or have all the photos on your phone sent to your parents?
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    Only be on Myspace?
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    Or live in Antarctica for a month?
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    Have Facebook publicly display whose profile you look at and how many times you looked at it?
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    Or loudly crap your pants at work?
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    Never use Facebook again?
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    Or never use Twitter again?
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    Use a flip phone for a year?
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    Or give up ice cream for a year?
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    Have your nudes leak to all your co-workers?
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    Or break your leg?
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    Never use spell-check again?
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    Or have a thick Boston accent forever?
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    Never see another ad before a YouTube video?
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    Or never have to clean your bathroom?
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    Have Seamless deliveries be instantaneous for five years?
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    Or have your crush confess their love to you tonight?
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    Have Facebook automatically make a status update announcing every time you poop?
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    Or have Facebook automatically make a status update announcing every time you have sex?
  1. 11. Would you rather:

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    Always be seated next to a couple on a first OkCupid date every time you go out to eat?
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    Or have athlete's foot for a week?
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    Accidentally like the the oldest photo on Instagram for each of your exes?
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    Or only eat baby food for breakfast for a year?
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    Have to wear a special shiny cape whenever you text?
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    Or have a mullet haircut for a year?
  1. 14. Would you rather:

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    Go without the internet for a month?
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    Or have stomach-churningly strong B.O. for six months?
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    Have all your Spotify listening be public, always?
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    Or listen to a Nickelback song once a day?
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    Have a 56K dial-up modem connection?
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    Or have pop-up ads on every page?
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    Have your phone battery last twice as long?
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    Or never get a hangover?
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    Have 1 million Twitter followers?
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    Or be able to understand dogs' thoughts?

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