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How Will You Die?

Advances in prediction metrics have allowed us to forecast with much greater accuracy your most likely cause of death. Answer this short questionnaire to find out...if you dare!

By Joseph Bernstein

Joseph Bernstein BuzzFeed News Reporter

Posted on January 27, 2014, at 2:09 p.m. ET

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How many alcoholic drinks do you have in an average week?

0-2

3-6

7-10

11+
Do you practice safe sex?

I'm celibate.

Yes, always.

Sometimes, sure.

No, never.
Is there a history of heart disease in your family?

Yes

No

I don't know
Do you use cocaine?

Yes, regularly

Sometimes

I did, but not anymore

Never
How many of your grandparents lived past the age of 75?

Zero

1

2

3

4
Which of these answers best describes your diet?

Anything and everything, whenever

Anything and everything, whenever

I eat until I'm full, and sometimes pig out

I eat until I'm full, and sometimes pig out

I'm a vegetarian/vegan

Who has time to eat?
How often do you exercise?

Never

1-2 times a week

3-4 times a week

5+ times a week
Which of these best describes your basic outlook on life?

I'm an optimist. Things usually work out okay!

I'm an optimist. Things usually work out okay!

I'm a pessimist. Bad things always happen.

I'm a pessimist. Bad things always happen.

I'm a realist. Things aren't good or bad, they just are.

I'm a realist. Things aren't good or bad, they just are.

Other
What is your Meyers-Briggs Personality Type?

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ISTJ

ISTP

ISFJ

INFP

ENTJ

ESFP

ESTJ

INFJ

Other/I don't know what this is

Other/I don't know what this is
What region of America do you live in?

North East

Mid Atlantic

South

Midwest

Great Plains

Southwest

Rocky Mountain Region

West Coast

I don't live in America.

I don't live in America.

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Joe Bernstein is a senior technology reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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How many alcoholic drinks do you have in an average week?

Do you practice safe sex?

Is there a history of heart disease in your family?

Do you use cocaine?

How many of your grandparents lived past the age of 75?

Which of these answers best describes your diet?

How often do you exercise?

Which of these best describes your basic outlook on life?

What is your Meyers-Briggs Personality Type?

What region of America do you live in?

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