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This Australian Newspaper Front Page Is Hilariously Crude

It includes the words "offloads massive steamer".

Posted on September 11, 2014, at 9:42 a.m. ET

"Expoosive".

It's front pages like this that makes me wish I took that job at the NT News in Darwin :) #shittysplash

Catriona Loughran@Cat_thestar

It's front pages like this that makes me wish I took that job at the NT News in Darwin :) #shittysplash

12:59 PM - 10 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

You can read the full story online if you like.

It features a quite amazing "pictorial re-enactment". And this quote from the cabbie: "A guy was walking past and I just gave him $300 to clean the car. I don't know where he put it."

Fair to say the Northern Territory News has a bit of previous in this regard.

Yes, it happened.

Also:

Find out why here. If you really want.
paste-and-cut.com.au

Find out why here. If you really want.

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