If you haven't read about Toronto's dead raccoon memorial, you have seriously disappointed Meme Jesus From Hell.
Britain got trolled by Australia, Indian Twitter is pissed at Bobby Jindal, Germany made everyone feel old and Canada -- well, Canada has nothing but love.
This week: Questions every faster is tired of hearing, photos that make you anxious, soothe your nerves, give you hope and other emotional roller-coasters experienced by our teams across the globe.
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Should your next hair color be inspired by the tortoise? This and other burning, world-historical questions asked by BuzzFeed's international teams across the globe this week.