30 Kids That Are Just OVER It
Ugh, MORNINGS. And the REST of the day, you're OVER IT. Just like these kids.
22 Things Renaissance Faires Do Better Than The Real World
All these "modern technologies" and "progressive social norms" are great, but there are a few things the olde worlde had figured out better than us. Thankfully, Ren Faires are there to bring us back.
Meet Zelda, The Most Patient Border Collie In The World
Redditor becdawn taught her dog how to resist every evolutionary impulse programmed into her to eat whatever delicious thing is on her head.
"All That": Where Are They Now?
Stop, look and watch at how time's treated the funniest kids on TV.
15 Questions Atheists Are Sick Of Answering
No, they don't worship Satan or eat babies. And you probably know one.
A Graffiti Artist And An Unwilling City Painter Tell A Short Story
Once upon a time, a tagger trolled the hell out of a city's municipal workers.
How To Buy A Great, Inexpensive Bottle Of Wine For Valentine's Day
It's easy! Here's a foolproof plan that will work even if you know nothing about wine.
What "Love At First Sight" Would Actually Be Like
Everyone romanticizes "love at first sight", but it's much stranger than you think when it actually happens.
20 Things Gay Scouts And Leaders Won't Be Able To Enjoy Until May
These are all off-limits until the leadership of the BSA makes up their minds three months from now. It ain't all knots and secret handshakes.
Too Many Banes Took Credit For The Super Bowl Blackout
Well, this is awkward. One of you is going to have to change.
21 Things Waiters Dread
Throw an extra buck or two in next time you tip. They earned it.
There Really Is A Dating Site For Everyone
They say there's someone out there for everyone. That may or may not be true, but this Valentine's Day, there's definitely a dating site or two for you.
15 Awesome Reasons To Party Sober
Give it a chance, you don't realize the potential fun you're missing.
18 Other Bowls For Lovers Of Bowls
Bowl-lovers across the nation have their annual party this Sunday. But if that super bowl just isn't enough for you, don't worry. You can always have more bowls.
All The Title Cards From "Batman: The Animated Series"
Batman: The Animated Series was, by far, the most badass part of Saturday morning cartoons. It single-handedly made 9 AM on Saturday worth being awake for.
Scottie Puppies Form Pinwheel, Nearly Achieve Adorable Flight
The cutest spinning thing you'll see all year.
25 Random Things You Can Get For Free On Craigslist Right Now
As of the posting of this article, these are all available on Craigslist for free. All you have to do is go get them.
17 Animals Celebrating National Pie Day
Today is National Pie Day, by the authority of no less than the American Pie Council. And these little guys are ready to celebrate.
Why Umbrellas Are The Worst
Sometimes umbrellas are super helpful and keep the rain off your stuff. The rest of the time, they're awful.
90's Movie Theme Song Piano Party
Here's three and a half minutes that will make you wish you kept up with your piano lessons. Or took them to begin with.