10 Good Reasons Not To Burn The Quran
What is this, the Middle Ages? While we're at it, why not bring back witch burnings also? With this list I go down my top ten reasons why burning The Quran or The Torah doesn't make sense. [Update: Pastor Terry (I am the walrus) Jones has called off the burnings to pursue a healthier diet of molluscs, clams, and polar cod.]
Smart Dog Knows How To Scratch His Back
Damn lazy owner.
Birth Of An Angry Butterfly
Such vivid colors, such colorful language. A "Crikey" was spotted in the wild. This beautiful creature usually dwells in warm and sometimes wet places, it eats large quantities of food for the upkeep of body fat. One thing to note about Crickey's, is that they are very sensitive and hate being woken up before Spring.
Cockroach Brains May One Day Save Your Life
They crawl, they bite, they make your sister wake you up at night. These guys might one day also save your life. SO LET'S GET TO EATING THEM ALL!
This Might Be The Greatest Name Of All Time
I dare you to beat this name in bad-assery. Congratulations Rob McElhenney & Kaitlin Olson on your new baby boy Greatest Name Ever, I mean Axel Lee McElhenney (MAK'-uh-lay-nee).
The Very Best Of Hipster Hitler
One things for sure about Adolf Hitler: He's def the original hipster bitch. SNAP. Note: Special call-to-action below!
Very Clever Tipp-ex Ad: Do You Shoot the Bear?
Impressive interactive ad from tipp-ex. If it helps - I had the hunter kiss the bear. It worked!
How To Enjoy Sushi
First, be verrrry polite.. Then.. "Maa maa maa maa, oh toh toh toh." [From the series "The Japanese Tradition" Via Misscellania.]
Ke$ha Pees Glitter & I Like It
I've never been much of a Ke$ha fan... For one, I have to pause while typing her name just to find the f*cking '$' key. Who needs that aggravation!? With this post, I eat my words and go down all the reasons why I MUST like KeSha (Yup, I'm giving up on '$'). [Inspired by @MTVBuzzworthy]
Bedbug Porno
Ever wonder how Bedbugs reproduce? Joy's favorite part comes in around the :45 mark. [Via Joy Engel].
Art With A Porpoise
New Banksy pieces are popping up. This time Banksy hits up Brighton Pier with a “reconditioned dolphin ride with crude oil and a tuna net.” [Via TheDailyWh.at]
The Very Best Of Break-Dancing Kitties
Somebody call 911! I Iz Fiah Burnin On Da Danz Flor.
Nike Patents Marty McFly Auto-Lacing Sneakers
Check it out you guys. The Nike Air 2015 Kicks, (soon to be) IRL! I am happy to report that Nike is doing it's best to meet the Back to the Future II challenge of "Power Laced" shoes. [Via Engadget]
The 13 Best F-Bomb Songs (NSFW Language)
They say 'you know you have made it when you are on the cover of a Rolling Stone magazine'. I say you've made it when people are singing along to your F-bomb anthem. [Inspired (ripped off?) by MTV News post.]
Punk Rock Cupcakes
These cupcakes are punk rock to the core - no sprinkles, icing or any fluffy nonsense here. They are deliciously rebellious.
Silent Star Wars
Here is a scene from The Empire Strikes Back.. Done entirely in a silent film format! Holy shiz, holy shiz, holy shiz... where is the rest!?
Cee-Lo "F*ck You" Remix, Featuring 50 Cent
For the first time in HISTORY 'F**k You' sounds polite and merited. Fav line.. I guess he's an XBox.. and I'm more Atari... [Ed. note: Is it too late to make this the summer anthem?]
Kari Byron Gets A Science Show!
Or what I would like to call, soft porn hour.. Keri Byron, by far the sexiest science geek there is, gets her own show called 'Head Rush' (insert joke here). The show premieres tonight on the Science Channel and get this, it's commercial free!. [Via Wired]
Winner! Proof Geeks Are Sexy
[UPDATE: Nick Rad won the Most Viral Buzz contest with this awesome post!!! Let's all look at it again! Because, honestly, it's fairly easy on the eyes.] 'Going geek' has never looked better. And there's no better way to show your geek badge than to get together with your friends and cosplay. All photos by amazing photographer Anna Fischer. [Gold star to whoever can name the most characters from the below post.] Via Geeks Are Sexy.
Jonah Hill & Elmo's Awesomely Sweet Mustache
The next generation of kids will be able to trace back exactly when having an ironic mustache sounded like a good idea. On a side note, I love Sesame Street!.