The 20 Worst Rap Videos
Every mook on Earth thinks they can bust rhymes, from Christian motivational speakers to Sudanese immigrants. In this feature, 20 of the most laughably awful rap videos the world has ever seen.
Justin Bieber 'Babby' Remix
How is babby formed? How girl get pragent?
Let Me Be Your Drain Tonight
Not sure what to do this Friday night? This guy would like you to consider pooping on him.
New Disguises For Charlie Sheen
With the philandering Two And A Half Men star putting on a fake mustache and shaving his head to confuse the paps, here's some other suggestions for Sheen's future disguises. More at heavy.com.
The Greatest Practical Jokes Of All Time
"Jokes have been with humans for as long as we can remember, but what has been with us for even longer are practical jokes, we know this for evolutionary reasons because the first jokes had to be practical, as cavemen often died from being impractical."
6 People Who Got An IPad Before I Did
I couldn't get an iPad but these mooks could? This is a travesty of justice.
A Guide To Pixar Rip-Offs
Pixar: great movie studio, or the greatest movie studio? But with everything great, there must be hilariously inept bootleg versions.
A 7 Year Old Girl Vs. Jesse James' Mistress
I asked my seven year old niece to tell me what she thought of Jesse James' skanky mistress, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee. "She probably went to jail for showing her private body parts."
Welcome To Yvette's Bridal Formal
Yvette's Bridal Formal is going to sell you a dress, if it costs your corneas to do it.
What If Today's Media Covered The Crucifixion?
While you're digesting your Easter chocolate, think about the Reason for the Season. And then think about how Glenn Beck would cover the Crucifixion.
5 Inappropriately Sexual Kids' Shows
This is worth it just for the Magic School Bus clip where the kids turn into eggs and get "fertilized" by an animated salmon blowing fish spooge all over them.
The 20 Worst Hip-Hop Album Covers
It just goes to show you that lyrical skill and Photoshop skill don't go hand-in-hand.
World Leaders As Juggalos
Could a little wicked clown love bring this troubled world together?
David Mamet Tells You How To Write
Are you wondering how to write? This leaked memo from acclaimed playwright and director David Mamet to the staff of The Unit will open up your eyes. Warning: ALL CAPS.
Exclusive Poster For James Cameron's Next Film
After James Cameron's Oscar snub in favor of ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow, the Avatar and Titanic director is going in a different direction with his next film.
Justin Bieber's Uncensored Freestyle
So you remember that freestyle video that everybody was talking about? Apparently Justin did another one that wasn't supposed to be released, and it's... saucy. Courtesy Heavy.com
Eating Off The People's Princess
What did we do before Tumblr? Where could we post our wacky photos of eating off of a commemorative Princess Diana plate? Via heavy.com.
Facebook Gives You Syphillis
A researcher in England has determined that Facebook usage correlates with higher rates of syphillis. Myspace is justifiably scared shitless.
Pizza Rolls Challenge In Reverse
What could be worse than a fat guy eating a box of Pizza Rolls? The same guy doing it in reverse. Courtesy Heavy.com
The Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey
Christianity: making less and less sense every day.