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Blue waffle ------->I'm feeling lucky
YouTube Closed Caption Fail
YouTube just launched a closed caption option for their videos which uses voice recognition technology to transcribe the audio into text. Here's what that did to an episode of Cheers. This makes "All Your Base Are Belong To Us" look like Hemingway.
The Most Epic Story Ever!
This is going to make a great movie.... oh what a twist
Nine Failed Attempt At BuzzFeed Front Page Posts
Every time i come to this site i always dream of having something Ive posted on the front page, but 95% of the time i fail. So i have given up on finding the next big thing. Heres a list of failed post i have posted in the last month.
Reporter Has A Hissy Fit
Well we have all had days like this, right?
Girl Mistakes Gun for Wii Controller
http://kotaku.com/5488356/three+year+old-kills-herself-with-game-controller+shaped-gun http://www.digitalbattle.com/2010/03/08/3-year-old-kills-herself-after-mistaking-gun-for-wiimote/ A 3 year old girl mistakes a real gun for a wii controller and then kills herself on accident. Heres a picture of the gun the toddler killed herself with and the wii controller. You guess which is which.
Instant Self Image Booster!
Do you feel ugly today? Skin broken out? Feel Bloated? Or Just Plain Anti Social? Well Dr. Perkins has the cure for you, just watch this 3 minutes video and you will take a look in the mirror and say thank you God, Allah, Buddha, ETC....
The Most Offensive Thing Your Gonna See This Year
Yeah ... we can see why that was cut from the game and replaced instead with the "Hated" reputation icon. Just in case it's not clear to you that Vault Boy's kicking mom in the womb, that gown helpfully indicates baby's on board. I don't think you'll go to hell for laughing at this - but you will if you imagine it accompanied by a Looney Tunes kettle drum sound, like I did. "Childkiller" was not a frivolous or even a desirable thing in Fallout 2. You got the status if you killed a kid, even accidentally
I AM A MOTHER FUCKER
ommy Slick, Vietnam Tom talks about childhood, his Father, Vietnam, and being the only white kid in his school while having all black friends. He candidly discusses w/demonstration, being tased at the Oakland Athletics game 8/4/09. Tom shares little about the Epic Bus Fight that occurred on AC Transit. "Fuck the Oakland A's they suck donkey dick." he says as he reenacts from HIS perspective being tasered. His main point was that his eyes arent good, the stadium was practically empty, and nobody would help him find a seat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRkeSj... Writen, Produced and Directed by Nathan Maas and Aaron Curry Thomas Alexander Bruso is like God, he is Everywhere, in Everything.
Crazy Lady Flashes Camera Crew [NSFW]
This is the thing of children's nightmares, hell the thing of all mans nightmares but at the same time this is the funniest meme ive seen in quite some time. Did i also mention NSFW?
Breaking News Shamu Kills His Trainer At Disney World
A killer whale killed a trainer Wednesday afternoon at SeaWorld in Orlando, Florida, a spokesman for the Orange County Fire Department told CNN. The spokesman, John Mulhall, said the trainer was pronounced dead at the scene. The incident did not occur during a performance, said a spokeswoman for SeaWorld, who added that more information was to be released soon.
Epic Beard Man Mortal Kombat
Funnist Video Of The Month
Shit My Dad Says Reading
Now i have a voice to go along with that epic twitter feed. Here is the twitter feed for reference http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Why Do Bad Things Happen 2 Good People?
Skweezy Skweez tells us about his awesome day until something happened ...
Granny Kicks Robbers Ass
A robber catches a beatdown from grandma, and it was all caught on tape. A 75-year-old woman jumps into action during a robbery. It happened at a Massachusetts convenience store after a man tried to steal money from the cash register. Granny started taking swings with anything she could get her hands on, including the price scanner. Not only did she whack the robber during the struggle, she chased him out the door. Police say they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the surveillance video. The crook has been captured.
AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT
Old white man runs his mouth and insults a brother, then the brother trys to kick his ass only to get beat up by the old white man. Man i love metro buses
Can This Sexy Potato Get More Fans Than Miley Cyrus?
This group is exploding on facebook. People really do hate that Cyrus girl.
COD:MW2 VS POKEMON
I always wondered what would happen if my two favorite games fought each other. Now i know
Grand Theft Auto Tijuana
You know how all the Grand Theft Auto games have been based in the US, well this time it takes it outside of the states to the drug infested streets of Tijuana. I for one can't wait to try and cross the boarder. This game is going to be epic.
Mo'Nique Forgot To Shave Her Legs
That is some statement leg hair.