17 Things That Only Happen To People Who Have Resting Dumb Face
Yeah, I'm listening.
Here's Why Trump's Border Wall Is A Great Idea
Frankly, we can’t afford NOT to!
This Food Test Will Determine If You're A Real Vegan
Hail Seitan!
12 Late Night Sex Line Ads Made SFW [Still NSFW]
We really, really enjoy the late-night programming here in Germany! There are just a few tiny improvements we'd like to make. [WARNING: STILL PRETTY NSFW]
79 Thoughts Two Idiot Americans Had During This Week's Episode Of Tatort
We don't speak any German, and we had never heard of Tatort before this Sunday, but we can confidently agree that we solved the mystery before anyone else did.
11 Things That Hit Everyone Right In The Feels
I didn't need this today.
13 Things Everyone In Germany Can Agree On
Forever swimming in a vast ocean of YouTube frowny faces.
13 Dinge, auf die sich alle Deutschen einigen können
GEMA4life.
The Official Emo Band Name Generator
Finally answer that question that's been tormenting you deep inside for so long: what would you name your 2000s emo band?
21 Times Tumblr Was An Absolute Disaster
Tumblr Logic can be beautiful, but it can also be as fearsome and dangerous as a giraffe.
This Is What It Would Look Like If "Friends" Was Written By An Insane, Malevolent Computer
This is bad for humanity. Frankly, this is how it ends.
Just 27 Surprisingly Funny Tweets About Cats
The primary function of the Internet is to philosophize about cats. Here are some of the very finest of those musings.
22 Facts That Prove The World Is Stranger Than You Think
The world is a stranger, more beautiful place than you could ever imagine.
24 Pictures That Will Make You Not Want To Live On This Planet Anymore
Honestly, the only thing Earth has to recommend itself sometimes is its "breathable atmosphere," and even that's starting to wear thin.
We Made A Ridiculously Big Cat Fort For My Cat
This is a story about a lifetime's supply of cardboard, duct tape, rope, and string, a full day of construction, and one very happy cat named Jenkins.
21 People Making The Most Of This Gift Called Life
There go our heroes. Watch them as they go.
26 Pictures That Are Too Real For Anyone Who's In College
"I have no plan."
18 Hilarious Tweets About Going Vegan
How do you spot the vegan? Don't worry, they'll tweet about it.
The 30 Most Important Cats Of 2015
This has been a tumultuous and difficult year for cats, but it has not been a year without cat triumph, cat perseverance, and – dare I say – cat redemption. These were the most important cats of 2015.
30 Things You Definitely Missed In "The Force Awakens"
"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."