Lucy Lawless Arrested Not Rainne Wilson
Dear Internet, Trying to find pictures of Lucy Lawless - aka Xena Warrior Princess to photoshop onto a killer whale in reference to her recent arrest, I came across this photo of Rainn Wilson - aka Dwight from the Office, doing some Xena cosplay from Entertainment Weekly in 2008. I am simply writing you to say… thank you. Thank you for being there for me. Thank you, Chuck McCarthy
Sexy Chucky
Check out the gams on that one!
Die Antwoord Baby Photo?
I am not sure...
Porn Kickstarter
Yes, according to Xbiz, “the adult entertainment industry’s leading source for business news and information,” a new startup introduced itself today, called Offbeatr, brought to you by the marketplace for adult digital products, Extra Lunch Money.
Dubai Is Full Of POOP
Dubai is full of poop in the same way we all are, but for various reasons... they have to put all their poop in trucks and drive it around.
Message To Ugly Kids
You probably aren't ugly, but if you are, don't worry.
Blue Ivy Carter Wins Oscar
The winner for best new baby has been announced early due to the fact that there was only one contender- Blue Ivy Carter.
Okay... Cupid
Is Cupid's work ever really done?
Tazer Ball Is Real
Are we getting dumber or just getting number?
Sexy Music Video Is Sexy
This sexy music video is sexy.
Dog Remembers Whitney Houston
Pickle was such a huge Whitney Houston fan...
Don't Like Same-Sex Marriage?
If you don't like same-sex marriage, here are some things you should think about.
Was Craig Romney On Freaks And Geeks?
Did Craig Romney play Sam Weir on Freaks and Geeks? No. But he looks a hell of a lot like John Francis Daley, right?
Meaning Of Bubbly Toes Revealed
Have you ever wondered what inspired Jack Johnson to write his song Bubbly Toes? Watch this video… and you won’t have to wonder anymore.
Cinnamon Challenge Spectacufail
I don't normally like these challenges, and I don't like to throw around the word fail, but man... Glo Zell brings failure to a new level with this cinnamon challenge video.
Artist Bill Sussman: NSFW & WTF?
This is work from artist Bill Sussman. The best way to describe him would be as a dirtier Patrick Nagel in both subject matter and execution. His line qualities and subject matter are similar, yet where Nagel depicts nude and semi nude beautiful women, Sussman puts these women in hardcore and vulgar situations with elements of surrealism. Even Sussman’s color pallets seem dirtier and more aimed at offending aesthetics. I know this might all sound very negative, but I think all of this speaks to Sussman having more of a sense of humor than Nagel. I personally think that he is still growing as an artist, and that we haven’t seen his best work yet.
British Hipster Terrorists Foiled By Their Own Twitter Posts
This is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in a while. These two 20 something British hipsters were denied from entering the US because they posted some Family Guy quotes and some other stuff that basically amounted to them saying they were going to tear the club up.
Occupy Fairbanks Protesters
Occupy Fairbanks protesters have thus far eluded police efforts to control them, as the regulation police pepper spray keeps freezing.
Jenny McCarthy Cures Asian Boy's Autism
Hungwa Ang's parents were both amazed and overjoyed to discover that Jenny McCarthy can truly cure autism.
Glitter Will Get You Sex
Sex with women.