'The Rent Is Too Damn High' Album Preview
Please enjoy this sampler of tracks from Jimmy McMillan's forthcoming album, The Rent Is Too Damn High.
Alcohol Is Not Actually Worse For You Than Heroin
Good news!
Kermit Says 'It Gets Better'
Technically, it's Unofficial Kermit.
Winston Is A Snail
Happy Halloween from the flat-faced cat that put flat-faced cats on the map.
Old-Timey Political Attack Ads
Some preachy organization took a bunch of Jefferson and Adams insults and made them into shiny modern-day attack ads.
Flat-Faced Cat Halloween Duet
2 Keyboard Cats, 1 video.
'The Sound Of Music' Reunion
I'm going to spend the next 45 minutes watching this, so here, you do it too.
Dustin Dominak, The Dude Who Made Out With Christine O'Donnell
Here's the kiss-and-telling rascal who wrote that "one-night stand" story about Christine O'Donnell.
F*ck Yeah Menswear
This is just a really excellent blog about men's style and the feelings it inspires.
If Puppies Could Vote
Since Pulpo Paul is no longer with us, Jimmy Fallon had to find some new prophetic animals for the midterm elections.
I Had A One-Night Stand With Christine O'Donnell
Gawker has the highly amusing (if anonymous, not 100% believable, and feminist-ically problematic) story of a bro who hooked up with Christine O'Donnell three years ago.
Sad Doll Seeks Acceptance, Set To 'Creep'
It's the girls choir/Social Network version of "Creep," which should probably be used for every feelings-y art project from now on.
Tex-Mex Vs. Regular Mex
Here's a fun (or at least appetizing) breakdown of what Americans* think is ethnic food versus what people in said countries actually commonly eat. Did I mention there are Venn Diagrams? *The study is technically about Texans, but as we have learned from watching FNL, we are all Texans, and Texas is Forever.
Greyson Chance's 'Waiting Outside The Lines'
Mini-Bieber performed his new single on Ellen yesterday.
The Inception 'Bwoooong' Button
For all your Incepting needs.
17 Insightful Comments About Four Loko
If you followed BuzzedFeed, you're now familiar with Four Loko, the caffeinated alcohol drink known as "blackout in a can." (Sorry, Tanner!) Reporters and parents, however, have just learned about it! Predictably, they have a lot of opinions.
Baby Worship (Boyz 2 Men Remix)
Pour the wine, light the fire.
The Happiest Meal
This is the best toy in McDonald's history!
'Sterling's Gold' Actually For Sale (?)
Roger Sterling enthusiasts can now pre-order a copy of his autobiography in real life.
The Cartoon Theme Medley
Mr. Medley Guy is back, now with unfortunate facial hair.