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Help Us Pick The Best Donald Trump Penis Pun

Help Us Pick The Best Donald Trump Penis Pun

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Posted on March 4, 2016, at 10:59 a.m. ET

After great and intense deliberation, the BuzzFeed News team decided on the below splash to illustrate Donald Trump's remarks about his penis during last night's presidential debate.

But we had SO MANY MORE to choose from — thanks to punmasters Gavon Laessig, Francis Whittaker, Declan Cashin, and Nicolas Medina Mora — so help us pick which is best.

  1. Which is your favorite Donald Trump penis pun?

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    Donald D*ck
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    Dong-ald Trump
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    The Schlong Campaign
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    The Schlong and Short Of it
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    Don's Johnson
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    Commander in Briefs
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    Trump's Tower
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    The Party of Shrinkin'
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    Donnie Brascock
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    GOP Cockus
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    The Hung Games
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    Don-key Kong
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    The Long Choad To The White House
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    Wanging Chads
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    Premature Nomination
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    The Weener Takes It All
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    The Girth Of A Nation
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    POTUS McScrotus
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    Pelvis Presidently
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    The Hand Old Party
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    The West Wang
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    1600 Peensylvania Avenue
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    The Trump Organ(ization)
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    Meat The Press
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    Pole Numbers
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    Donald's Stump
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    Weiner Take All Primary
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    Presidential Erections 2016
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    It Is YUGE
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Which is your favorite Donald Trump penis pun?
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    The Schlong and Short Of it
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    Don's Johnson
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    Commander in Briefs
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    Trump's Tower
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    The Party of Shrinkin'
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    The Trump Organ(ization)
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    Presidential Erections 2016
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    It Is YUGE

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