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Help Us Pick The Best Donald Trump Penis Pun

Help Us Pick The Best Donald Trump Penis Pun

Take this pole.

By Tasneem Nashrulla

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Tasneem Nashrulla

BuzzFeed News Reporter

Posted on March 4, 2016, at 10:59 a.m. ET

After great and intense deliberation, the BuzzFeed News team decided on the below splash to illustrate Donald Trump's remarks about his penis during last night's presidential debate.

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But we had SO MANY MORE to choose from — thanks to punmasters Gavon Laessig, Francis Whittaker, Declan Cashin, and Nicolas Medina Mora — so help us pick which is best.

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    Donald D*ck
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    The Schlong and Short Of it
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    Commander in Briefs
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    Trump's Tower
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    The Party of Shrinkin'
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    Donnie Brascock
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    GOP Cockus
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    The Hung Games
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    Don-key Kong
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    The Long Choad To The White House
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    Wanging Chads
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    Premature Nomination
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    The Weener Takes It All
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    The Girth Of A Nation
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    POTUS McScrotus
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    Pelvis Presidently
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    The Hand Old Party
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    The West Wang
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    1600 Peensylvania Avenue
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    The Trump Organ(ization)
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    Meat The Press
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    Pole Numbers
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    Donald's Stump
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    Weiner Take All Primary
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    Presidential Erections 2016
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    It Is YUGE
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    Donald D*ck
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    The Schlong and Short Of it
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    Don's Johnson
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    Commander in Briefs
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    Trump's Tower
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    Girther Movement
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    Junk in the Trump
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    The Party of Shrinkin'
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    Pelvis Presidently
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    The Hand Old Party
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    The West Wang
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    1600 Peensylvania Avenue
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    The Trump Organ(ization)
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    Meat The Press
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    Pole Numbers
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    It Is YUGE
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