Help Us Pick The Best Donald Trump Penis Pun
Take this pole.
After great and intense deliberation, the BuzzFeed News team decided on the below splash to illustrate Donald Trump's remarks about his penis during last night's presidential debate.

But we had SO MANY MORE to choose from — thanks to punmasters Gavon Laessig, Francis Whittaker, Declan Cashin, and Nicolas Medina Mora — so help us pick which is best.
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vote votesDonald D*ck
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vote votesGirther Movement
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vote votesJunk in the Trump
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vote votesThe Party of Shrinkin'
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vote votesDonnie Brascock
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vote votesGOP Cockus
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vote votesThe Hung Games
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vote votesDon-key Kong
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vote votesThe Long Choad To The White House
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vote votesWanging Chads
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vote votesPremature Nomination
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vote votesThe Weener Takes It All
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vote votesThe Girth Of A Nation
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vote votesPOTUS McScrotus
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vote votesPelvis Presidently
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vote votesThe Hand Old Party
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vote votesThe West Wang
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vote votes1600 Peensylvania Avenue
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vote votesThe Trump Organ(ization)
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vote votesMeat The Press
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vote votesPole Numbers
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vote votesDonald's Stump
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vote votesWeiner Take All Primary
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vote votesPresidential Erections 2016
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vote votesIt Is YUGE
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Tasneem Nashrulla is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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