People Have Been Hilariously Debunking A "Weed Does Not Impair You" Tweet For 9 Months
"I watched two episodes of Parks And Rec before I realized it wasn't the Office."
In January, user @TROLLGAWDD (if that does not give you any indications, tonally) shared a message with the world: "Weed does not impair you," the person said.
WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU
People instantly challenged the claim...by offering some compelling anecdotes.
@TROLLGAWDD ate a bowl of cereal out of a coffee filter and couldn't figure out why the milk was disappearing
@TROLLGAWDD I tried to vacuum the grass
It's October, and people are still sharing their examples of high-larious impairment. "I watched 2 episodes of Parks and Rec before I realized it wasn't the Office."
@TROLLGAWDD I watched 2 episodes of Parks and Rec before I realized it wasn't the Office.
Oh, Mr. Professor Doctor Man, if you know soooo much about weed...
@TROLLGAWDD Tell me why tf I was tryna order a lemonade at Denny's once and I said "watermelon" instead on accident
I asked for a happy meal, at taco bell https://t.co/81gJWkIB8X
Weed doesn't impair you, eh? "I had my blinker on for 10 minutes thinking it was a song," someone wrote.
I had my blinker on for 10 minutes thinking it was a song https://t.co/xVJgvicQFx
"I googled the word 'home' because I got lost at 2am."
I googled the word "home" because I got lost at 2am https://t.co/F2ZZVcpGDp
"I took a shower b/c I needed to wash my hands."
@TROLLGAWDD I took a shower b/c I needed to wash my hands
"Yesterday I apologized to my boot because it was untied."
yesterday i apologized to my boot bc it was untied https://t.co/2blnXMp3Rm
"One time I laughed so hard looking at my subway sandwich that I had to go take a walk."
@TROLLGAWDD One time I laughed so hard looking at my subway sandwich that I had to go take a walk
"I made two sandwiches because I forgot where I left the first one..."
@TROLLGAWDD I made two sandwiches because I forgot where I left the first one..
"I put cream cheese in the microwave thinking it was the fridge this morning."
I put cream cheese in the microwave thinking it was the fridge this morning https://t.co/VaZuR4b9AV
The responses are now impairing people who are laughing too hard.
@TROLLGAWDD one time i tried to have a dance battle with myself. it's safe to say i won.
@TROLLGAWDD explain why I did this then
@TROLLGAWDD people's replies have me dying💀😂
The other night I turned the volume all the way down on the TV to find my glasses.
One time I blow dried my pants for 30 mins straight. They were not wet and my roommate watched me the entire time https://t.co/JbYjCVwqpg
I found them. It worked.
PSA: Weed impairs.
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