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People Have Been Hilariously Debunking A "Weed Does Not Impair You" Tweet For 9 Months

"I watched two episodes of Parks And Rec before I realized it wasn't the Office."

Posted on October 4, 2017, at 3:29 p.m. ET

In January, user @TROLLGAWDD (if that does not give you any indications, tonally) shared a message with the world: "Weed does not impair you," the person said.

WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU WEED DOES NOT IMPAIR YOU

People instantly challenged the claim...by offering some compelling anecdotes.

@TROLLGAWDD ate a bowl of cereal out of a coffee filter and couldn't figure out why the milk was disappearing

@FreekLuxx / Twitter / Via Twitter: @FreekLuxx

It's October, and people are still sharing their examples of high-larious impairment. "I watched 2 episodes of Parks and Rec before I realized it wasn't the Office."

@TROLLGAWDD I watched 2 episodes of Parks and Rec before I realized it wasn't the Office.

@lmpbzktsprfn / Twitter / Via Twitter: @lmpbzktsprfn

Oh, Mr. Professor Doctor Man, if you know soooo much about weed...

@TROLLGAWDD Tell me why tf I was tryna order a lemonade at Denny's once and I said "watermelon" instead on accident

@ndrewBailey / Twitter / Via Twitter: @ndrewBailey

I asked for a happy meal, at taco bell https://t.co/81gJWkIB8X

@Tflan16 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @Tflan16

Weed doesn't impair you, eh? "I had my blinker on for 10 minutes thinking it was a song," someone wrote.

I had my blinker on for 10 minutes thinking it was a song https://t.co/xVJgvicQFx

@EvilEmperorJerg / Twitter / Via Twitter: @EvilEmperorJerg

"I googled the word 'home' because I got lost at 2am."

I googled the word "home" because I got lost at 2am https://t.co/F2ZZVcpGDp

@firegetsmehard / Twitter / Via Twitter: @firegetsmehard

"I took a shower b/c I needed to wash my hands."

@TROLLGAWDD I took a shower b/c I needed to wash my hands

@RealDanielT / Twitter / Via Twitter: @RealDanielT

"Yesterday I apologized to my boot because it was untied."

yesterday i apologized to my boot bc it was untied https://t.co/2blnXMp3Rm

@kerrin221 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @kerrin221

"One time I laughed so hard looking at my subway sandwich that I had to go take a walk."

@TROLLGAWDD One time I laughed so hard looking at my subway sandwich that I had to go take a walk

@babynoseblanch / Twitter / Via Twitter: @babynoseblanch

"I made two sandwiches because I forgot where I left the first one..."

@TROLLGAWDD I made two sandwiches because I forgot where I left the first one..

@ariannalema_ / Twitter / Via Twitter: @ariannalema_

"I put cream cheese in the microwave thinking it was the fridge this morning."

I put cream cheese in the microwave thinking it was the fridge this morning https://t.co/VaZuR4b9AV

The responses are now impairing people who are laughing too hard.

@TROLLGAWDD one time i tried to have a dance battle with myself. it's safe to say i won.

@brimarie423 / Twitter / Via Twitter: @brimarie423
@onlysmokepenis / Twitter / Via Twitter: @onlysmokepenis

@TROLLGAWDD people's replies have me dying💀😂

@kaleyreneecc / Twitter / Via Twitter: @kaleyreneecc

The other night I turned the volume all the way down on the TV to find my glasses.

One time I blow dried my pants for 30 mins straight. They were not wet and my roommate watched me the entire time https://t.co/JbYjCVwqpg

@julietkallen / Twitter / Via Twitter: @julietkallen

I found them. It worked.

PSA: Weed impairs.

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