Muhammad Ali Kirkwood, a 28-year-old from Jonesboro, Arkansas, is your average user on Twitter. He muses about random funny shit, and he tweets about said random funny shit online.
Kirkwood has garnered a nice amount of followers because of it — 13,800 of them.
Some of his greatest hits include "Weight doesn’t matter when I look for a woman . I ain’t that shallow".
"I randomly come up with my tweets," he exclusively told BuzzFeed News.
On Sunday, Kirkwood posted the following challenge after he sniffed, and thought, I wonder how you spell it ? (Are you still reading this story? Thank you. You keep me employed.)
"I got $750 to anybody that can spell the sound of a sniff," he wrote, laughing.
Kirkwood confirmed to BuzzFeed News that he "was gone off the strong" at the time of the thought.