This quiz uses a BuzzFeed algorithm to analyze your Facebook friends and rank them objectively as a group.
BuzzFeed, VP of International
Posted on October 1, 2009, at 5:43 p.m. ET
According to the BuzzFeed Friend Analyzer, my friends on Facebook are: 57% Awesome / 43% Pretty Boring, Actually
The BuzzFeed Friendizer looked at my Facebook friends and decided they are: 66% Smart / 34% Not So Smart
What a good-looking bunch you are! At least, according to the BuzzFeed "Friend-Face 2000" Analysis Machine, which says my friends are: 57% Unusually Attractive / 43% Fugly
BuzzFeed analyzed my friends with their patented "Awesome Algorithm" and discovered they are: 66% Trendy / 34% Lacking In Taste
BuzzFeed looked at my friends on Facebook, and discovered they are: 66% Good At Sports / 34% Not Very Coordinated
What a mixed group -- racially, economically, geographically -- my Facebook friends are. So says the BuzzFeed Friend-Spectrograf: 97% Interesting, Cool Friends / 3% Boring, Normal Friends
According to the BuzzFeed Height-Tester, my friends are: 43% Tall / 57% REALLY TALL
BuzzFeed's cutting edge Sandwichology ranking system says my friends are: 57% Good At Sandwich Makin' / 43% Step Away From The Condiments, Please
BuzzFeed's analysis of my Facebook friend group has revealed a severe weakness in choosing which movie to see: 66% Can't Choose A Good Movie / 34% Can Be Trusted To Select The Film
According to the BuzzFeed Internetbreathalyzer, your friends need to leave off the booze for a while. Because they drink way too fucking much! 97% Are Alcoholics / 3% Are Not Alcoholics
I need new friends! According to the BuzzFeed Friend-O-Meter, my friends are: 97% Assholes / 3% Nice People
According to BuzzFeed FriendScan, of my friends: 97% Wear Pants / 3% Do Not Wear Pants
I mostly like old, unpopular things, like from 2002. I'm also 102 years old.
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