A Definitive History Of The Last Two Decades Of Western Civilization As Told Through Rap Lyrics

Proof that there's really no right answer, here.

The Kalashnikov may be the weapon of choice for warlords, but the Glock won the 90's and hasn't really looked back.

Seinfeld eeks it out in the battle for #1 syndication status.

DECIDED.

Sorry, ladies!

Just you wait, Grinding. JUST. YOU. WAIT.

The current deadlock represented in this graph is the actual reason for the government shutdown. This is the only chart you need.

Remember this so you know which one to use next time you call.

THANKS, OBAMA.

C.R.E.A.M.

How can this be right? Also: we're a little worried about Pizza's freefall and think it best watch its back.

Sunday? What's wrong with you guys?!

CONCRETE JUNGLE WHERE DREAMS ARE MAAADE OF

Remember Pimp My Ride, you guys? Remember that show?

Romance died long ago.

Guaranteed to be the least sensitive graph you'll see depicting the battle of the sexes.

Doesn't matter what you call it. What's important is that you're staying safe out there.

The heartbreaking erosion of modern love and the American family on display, right here.

Step up your game, Dads.

Also: We love you, Mom.

Another one for the Moms.

Dads, you're on notice.

Just ask the TEENS.

Donut's only hope: mate with a croissant.

A team of analysts couldn't say it better.

LOL, remember beepers?

Super Ninetendo rises from the ashes like a phoenix. Console Wars: EXPLAINED.

Now, this could mean anything, really.

Early retirement was not kind to His Airness. But he's back on top.