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Goop Recommended A $15,000 Dildo And People Are Over It

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Posted on May 11, 2016, at 12:16 p.m. ET

Gwenyth Paltrow's lifestyle website Goop has recommended products that will spice up your sex life in a most elegant way.

And if you love Goop's lifestyle advice (like this recipe for a $200 smoothie), you'll love what they've rounded up.
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And if you love Goop's lifestyle advice (like this recipe for a $200 smoothie), you'll love what they've rounded up.

The products include (among other things) $400 nipple clamps...

A $535 leather whip...

...and the pièce de résistance, a 24-karat-gold dildo for $15,000.

And people are...reacting.

Some are just incredulous.

Some are pointing out other ways to spend that chunk of change.

You could buy $395 nipple clamps like goop suggests, OR you could buy over 300 cans of soup for the same price https://t.co/ezY1aTwUfn

Others are annoyed and long for a time when masturbating wasn't so...expensive.

In the greatest feat of all, Gwenyth Paltrow made using a dildo to masturbate unbearably pretentious.

Gwyneth's 24k gold dildo....I'll just file that shit under another TMI Goop update. #GirlBye

And still are others are like, "Lol no, but...maybe?"

#DildoGoals

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