16 Things People Are Blaming On The Sequester

Some of these are stupider than others...

1. Losing their health insurance.

2. Not making enough money on YouTube.

3. Their flight delay.

4. Not being able to afford girl scout cookies.

5. The quality of NASCAR races.

6. Their faulty caps lock button.

7. Missing their flight because the TSA was too slow.

8. Spilling their coffee.

9. Friday morning meetings.

10. The weather in Baltimore.

11. The Florida sinkhole.

12. The Albertsons running out of cinnamon rolls.

13. Getting a splinter.

14. Having to go to the DMV.

15. Getting their coffee order messed up.

16. Having to listen to the band Bowling For Soup.

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