This Teen Dabbed As His Dad Was Being Sworn Into The House Of Representatives
He's grounded.
During the ceremonial swearing-in of Rep. Roger Marshall on Tuesday, history happened. History that includes a dab.
@jonward11 Here's the clip.
The move was courtesy of the congressman's teen son, who was dressed in Ken Bone-like garb. He was tasked with holding the Bible and standing between House Speaker Paul Ryan and his father during the photo op.

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The teen looked AWFULLY suspicious from the start.

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Slowly...

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It happened. Despite the subtlety, Ryan caught the teen and confronted him. "You alright?" he asked.

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But the dabber boldly dabbed on. Meanwhile Marshall, unaware of the unwavering dab, smiled on in blissful ignorance.

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Finally, Ryan pushed the teen's arm down, dissolving the dab.

Marshall and Ryan asked the teen if he was sneezing, to which he replied, "Yeah."

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People don't know how to feel about the ~incident.~ Some said, sweet death, take me.
this video of a teen dabbing next to Paul Ryan and then getting yelled at by Paul Ryan for said dabbing makes me wa… https://t.co/kEoAbcNFqw
Many just disparaged youths. "Fucking teens," this person said.
@cspanJeremy fucking teens.
Dad isn't happy about the dab. Rep. Marshall has grounded his son, and told Ryan he had done so publicly.
Just so you know @SpeakerRyan: He's grounded. https://t.co/PGGhYXEfQv
And the speaker had no understanding of what just went down.
Just finished swearing-in photos. Nearly 300 members. Countless cute kids. Still don't get what dabbing is, though.
TEENS!

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