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People Are Dying Laughing Over This College Student's Vodka Bottle Measurement

"This is college."

Posted on April 13, 2017, at 1:07 p.m. ET

Meet 21-year-old Mat George. He's a senior at Arizona State University.

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George told BuzzFeed News that last Tuesday he posted this advertisement on Facebook.

Mat George

His younger sister, proper owner of the appliance, responded to the listing.

Mat George

And when a friend asked about the microwave's dimensions, George innovated.

Mat George

That friend did NOT even buy it. He lives in California.

Another ASU student, Rachel Sakelaris, 21, shared the vodka bottle measurement on Twitter. "I decided to tweet it because as funny as it was, it honestly didn't even surprise me," she said, "because that's a classic ASU move."

People really loved the new metric system.

@TMundlien @rachelsakk ASU #1 for innovation

"V accurate measuring technique," this person said.

@javierandre29 @rachelsakk 😂😂 V accurate measuring technique hahahaha god bless ASU

"Wish I could apply this to Calc 1."

@rachelsakk @papi_ovoxo Wish I could apply this to Calc 1😂

It brought out this person's school pride.

And others just said that it was super funny.

@rachelsakk @Matchu_chutrain I'm dying 😭😂

@laurenbsellers hahahhahaha new amsterdam tho im crying

LMFAO. I'm fucking dead.

Oh, college.

College is gr8

this is college

Despite the viral tweet, George said that he still HAS NOT sold his little sister's microwave.

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He said that interested buyers can DM him on Twitter.

Yo I'm just tryna sell this damn microwave will someone please buy it