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Can Tim Cook feel his face right now? Find out!

What CEO Are You Based On Your Choice Of Drug?

What illegal drug are you in the mood for?

Tim Cook

Any Twitter user will tell you it has the same effect as horse tranquilizers.

Jack Dorsey

If you're into frat party drugs, the Snapchat CEO is you!

Evan Spiegel

Uber is perfect for those teeth-grinding nights where you want to talk to about yourself to a stranger who can't leave.

Travis Kalanick

Marissa Mayer

According to reports about the intense Amazon workplace, you'd probably need to do meth to keep up with the long hours.

Jeff Bezos

The SpaceX and Tesla CEO's whole career is basically like a bath salts-induced fever dream right?

Elon Musk

Because you can buy pretty much anything from Alibaba, probably even mushrooms.

Jack Ma

Because like weed, Facebook is safe even for your mom now.

Mark Zuckerberg

The former Google CEO is a known Burning Man enthusiast, and is definitely on a vision quest to find himself.

Sergey Brin

Just like IBM, MDMA has been around for a long time but it's allegedly totally different now.

Ginni Rometty

The Theranos CEO has a chemical engineering degree, which is perfect for cooking up crack.

Elizabeth Holmes

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