28 People Making Terrible Jokes About Cyber Sex Monday

Nobody has used the term "cyber sex" in at least 12 years. That didn't stop these people from making awful jokes about it.

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by Katie Heaney

BuzzFeed Staff

Posted on November 26, 2012, 5:31 pm

Want to enter your own terrible joke into the historical record of terrible jokes made about a day dedicated to online shopping? Choose one of the categories below, or make up your own! Just kidding, you can't make up your own. They've all been done. A lot.

"This term reminds me of another term I heard once and I have nothing further to say about it."

Cyber Sex Monday.-- Nick Ciafre

Cyber sex monday-- JeBron Lames

Cyber sex Monday-- Mike

Cyber sex Monday!-- Nick Piatchek

Cyber sex Monday.-- micheal hoy

Cyber Sex Monday...-- Enrique Espinozaâ„¢

Ba dum bum chhh.

#cybermonday more like cyber sex monday. Am I right?-- Fred Geb

More like Cyber Sex Monday. Which really makes it no different than any Monday here on the Twitter.-- The Pretty Girl Swag

Cyber Monday? More like Cybersex Monday. #DirectMessageMeLadies-- Paul Chamberlain

Cyber sex monday is more like it. Gives new meaning to double clicking a mouse :)-- Michael Liggett

There is no need to be scandalized or concerned or worried about dozens of people wantonly trying to have sex with you over the Internet because it's Cyber Monday. This isn't a real thing!

So.. Today's cyber-sex Monday? Gross...-- Anthony Kosciuszko

Cyber sex monday ? WTF are we all suppose to be honry ? i dont get it-- Go HAM Or Go Home

Happy Cyber Monday!......... OK freaks, its not cyber sex day, do back the hell up!-- Koffee Freeman

It's Cyber-Monday. No. I don't have cyber-sex so fuck off.-- Mark Bentson

Every time I hear someone say cyber Monday, I immediately think someone is trying to get me to have cyber sex with them. #CyberMonday #gross-- Denny Luebbert

Get it? Hahahaha. GET IT???

Everyone make sure your Norton anti virus is working for this cyber sex Monday you don't wanna catch something-- Danny Leyva

Cyber Monday sounds like something that will give yo computer an virus-- No Hablo Puta BÃ¡sica

Looks like cyber Monday for some reason so best day to have cyber sex whos up for cyber sex, ive had a virus check and im clean ;)-- Ken Missfit-Clothing

~*~CyBeR MoNdAy~*~ tri not 2 catch ne computr viruses 4rm all da cyber sex u wud b havin wit strangerz on da internet #CyberMonday-- Peirs Louise

NO. Wait, WHAT? NO WAY.

Wait. I thought It was called cyber-sex Monday.-- Mackenzie Turner

So cyber Monday doesn't have anything to do with sex? Well today just lost all it's luster-- Sean Henderson

Cyber Monday is the one day a year when everyone has Skype sex right?-- Grrbriel

Is cyber Monday a day for good deals on cyber sex-- Public Revival

What the fuck is a cyber Monday & does it involve web cams & cyber sex-- Terrell Tendaji

Wait cyber monday means sales online? Not cyber-sex monday? Well damn...-- Jenna Thomas

Whats Cyber monday? Is it when you get cyber sex?-- Jordan

oh by CYBER Monday, you mean I'm not supposed to have online sex with people? fuck this-- lil chayce

soo just to clarify....Cyber Monday is not an online sex party???-- Brandon Sheer

Do your worst. No, don't!!! Seriously, don't. Please stop.

More cyber Monday/cyber sex jokes, please.-- M.

Katie Heaney
BuzzFeed Staff