It's Three Days Until Iowa So All The Republicans Put On Quarter-Zip Sweaters

Casual and carefree.

Everybody was campaigning in Iowa on Friday. Everybody wore the same thing.

Truly.

Like, you can wear a quarter-zip in baby blue.

You can wear a quarter-zip in navy.

You can wear a quarter-zip in gray.

You can even wear a quarter-zip emblazoned with your own name in case you forget.

The important thing is that you wear a sweater with a very small, not quite functional zipper.

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