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Someone Made Pea And Mayonnaise Pizza And People Can't Even Look At It

Someone Made Pea And Mayonnaise Pizza And People Can't Even Look At It

"I am phoning the police."

Posted on February 28, 2017, at 12:13 p.m. ET

Twitter was sent into shambles Sunday night at the discovery of a sight so vile, so utterly offensive to humanity itself, that I must apologize that β€” for the sake of journalism β€” I must show you such a sight.

@FOX152 / Via Twitter: @FOX152

Wh...what is that?

PEA AND MAYONNAISE PIZZA.

Peas and mayonnaise pizza?! Yes please

WHAT. IN. TARNATION.

Everyone let out a giant collective "NOOOOPE."

UH I THINK THE F U u u U u U C K NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH https://t.co/hWGouIXLWR

You're a fucking sociopath. https://t.co/4a9UGwbrBp

WHAT IN THE CAUCASIAN HELL https://t.co/dRJnsU6WH4

People feel physically ill.

I just vomited uncontrollably https://t.co/d3nvS3drgO

I'm gonna fight you once i stop throwing up https://t.co/lj7zPnyAnC

The authorities were swiftly contacted.

i am phoning the police https://t.co/ss39hKWxzw

911?...Yea, I'd like to report a crime in progress https://t.co/qHfUrbo7yI

This is violence. I feel attacked. This tweet is a crime. https://t.co/1vFSDUB9Gy

And there were even calls for a ceasefire between the pro- and anti-pineapple on pizza factions.

Gotta make peace with pineapple pizza eaters to take care of this menace https://t.co/nVvaSjXhmQ

I take it back I take it all back give me the fucking pineapple I'm sorry I'm so sorry https://t.co/lw41d97FJz

where is your pineapple god now https://t.co/ooDPU4N3f9

Well, mankind, we had a good run.

We should have died on 2012 when we had the chance https://t.co/r7Tvyzmw9J

what the fuck happened to america https://t.co/77Zkn5ZINm

God abandoned us https://t.co/6hqyOkHu2S

BuzzFeed News has reached out to the man behind the monstrosity for an explanation.

  1. Under what circumstances would you willingly consume this pizza?

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    I would eat it for $1,000.
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    I'd need $10,000.
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    I would only eat it for $100,000 or more.
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    A genie would have to grant me three wishes.
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    A date with my celebrity crush, and I'm in.
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    I'd eat it if world peace was immediately granted and all social injustices were corrected.
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    Immortality.
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    TBH, I'd probably eat it if you gave me a dollar.
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    I would not eat it under any circumstances whatsoever.
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    I...I actually think it looks kinda good.
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Under what circumstances would you willingly consume this pizza?
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    I would eat it for $1,000.
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    I'd need $10,000.
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    I would only eat it for $100,000 or more.
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    A genie would have to grant me three wishes.
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    A date with my celebrity crush, and I'm in.
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    I'd eat it if world peace was immediately granted and all social injustices were corrected.
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    Immortality.
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    TBH, I'd probably eat it if you gave me a dollar.
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    I would not eat it under any circumstances whatsoever.
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    I...I actually think it looks kinda good.

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