Twitter was sent into shambles Sunday night at the discovery of a sight so vile, so utterly offensive to humanity itself, that I must apologize that — for the sake of journalism — I must show you such a sight.
PEA AND MAYONNAISE PIZZA.
Peas and mayonnaise pizza?! Yes please
WHAT. IN. TARNATION.
Everyone let out a giant collective "NOOOOPE."
UH I THINK THE F U u u U u U C K NOT YOU TRICK ASS BITCH https://t.co/hWGouIXLWR
You're a fucking sociopath. https://t.co/4a9UGwbrBp
WHAT IN THE CAUCASIAN HELL https://t.co/dRJnsU6WH4
People feel physically ill.
I just vomited uncontrollably https://t.co/d3nvS3drgO
I'm gonna fight you once i stop throwing up https://t.co/lj7zPnyAnC
The authorities were swiftly contacted.
i am phoning the police https://t.co/ss39hKWxzw
911?...Yea, I'd like to report a crime in progress https://t.co/qHfUrbo7yI
This is violence. I feel attacked. This tweet is a crime. https://t.co/1vFSDUB9Gy
And there were even calls for a ceasefire between the pro- and anti-pineapple on pizza factions.
Gotta make peace with pineapple pizza eaters to take care of this menace https://t.co/nVvaSjXhmQ
I take it back I take it all back give me the fucking pineapple I'm sorry I'm so sorry https://t.co/lw41d97FJz
where is your pineapple god now https://t.co/ooDPU4N3f9
Well, mankind, we had a good run.
We should have died on 2012 when we had the chance https://t.co/r7Tvyzmw9J
what the fuck happened to america https://t.co/77Zkn5ZINm
God abandoned us https://t.co/6hqyOkHu2S