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Want to feel old? The 2016 election started t h r e e h u n d r e d y e a r s a g o
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y'all this milk expires the same day america does
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Having the world watch this presidential race is embarrassing? Like your family fighting at a full Applebee's.
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everyone: i can't put up with another minute of this election daylight savings time: here's an extra SIXTY ayy lmao
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This election makes me envy the quiet dignity with which the dinosaurs went extinct by meteor.
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Rt while you still can
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democracy is this cool system where you yell at people online for 6 months and then people in Ohio and Florida pick the president
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the fact that it's become a cliche to describe this election as a garbage fire honestly says everything you need to know about this election
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America is finding out if they're fucked or extra fucked tomorrow
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If this election is Game of Thrones, every piece of news from the FBI is like cutting to Dorne
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so what did he drink at the secret satanist dinner
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If Trump supporters refuse to give up at least we know that the movies about THIS Civil War will be less boring than ones about the last one
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There's a "Trump / Pence" sign here and this woman in front of me in line TO VOTE just said "I didn't know Trump's… https://t.co/gZTrYuwEbX
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Kellyanne Conway, being pulled over: Ma'am, you were going 90 I wasn't going anywhere What I'm not in a car What This is a hammock
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i would kiss mitt romney to end this election
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But when the world needed him the most, he vanished
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"The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack but the Galaxy literally explodes" is a perfect metaphor for this election.
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ENOUGH teasing Melania, she may not be a "traditional" first lady but she still eats jewelry just like you and I
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n...nice?
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The Wednesday after Election Day should be called Schadenfreuday & we should just revel in what pieces of shit we all are
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I've honestly deleted at least 33,000 emails from Bath & Body Works
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when ur week was shit, u already had 43 mental breakdowns then something else happens and ur like oh sure why not t… https://t.co/llFTcyTgMM
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With this election we're simultaneously breaking through the glass ceiling and the rock bottom. We got a really big room now
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trump: i'll accept the results of this election…if i win press: and if u lose? trump: *leans in* how could i lose if i never ran press: what
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cant believe they gave a holywood star to the entire year of 2016
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Can't believe the season finale of America is in two days.
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when someone says "that'll shave years off your life" I wish you could select which years, I definitely would have chosen 2016