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27 Election Tweets That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

"This election makes me envy the quiet dignity with which the dinosaurs went extinct by meteor."

Posted on November 8, 2016, at 12:31 p.m. ET

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Want to feel old? The 2016 election started t h r e e h u n d r e d y e a r s a g o

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y'all this milk expires the same day america does

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Having the world watch this presidential race is embarrassing? Like your family fighting at a full Applebee's.

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everyone: i can't put up with another minute of this election daylight savings time: here's an extra SIXTY ayy lmao

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This election makes me envy the quiet dignity with which the dinosaurs went extinct by meteor.

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democracy is this cool system where you yell at people online for 6 months and then people in Ohio and Florida pick the president

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the fact that it's become a cliche to describe this election as a garbage fire honestly says everything you need to know about this election

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America is finding out if they're fucked or extra fucked tomorrow

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If this election is Game of Thrones, every piece of news from the FBI is like cutting to Dorne

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so what did he drink at the secret satanist dinner

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If Trump supporters refuse to give up at least we know that the movies about THIS Civil War will be less boring than ones about the last one

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There's a "Trump / Pence" sign here and this woman in front of me in line TO VOTE just said "I didn't know Trump's… https://t.co/gZTrYuwEbX

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Kellyanne Conway, being pulled over: Ma'am, you were going 90 I wasn't going anywhere What I'm not in a car What This is a hammock

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i would kiss mitt romney to end this election

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But when the world needed him the most, he vanished

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"The iPhone doesn't have a headphone jack but the Galaxy literally explodes" is a perfect metaphor for this election.

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ENOUGH teasing Melania, she may not be a "traditional" first lady but she still eats jewelry just like you and I

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The Wednesday after Election Day should be called Schadenfreuday & we should just revel in what pieces of shit we all are

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I've honestly deleted at least 33,000 emails from Bath & Body Works

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when ur week was shit, u already had 43 mental breakdowns then something else happens and ur like oh sure why not t… https://t.co/llFTcyTgMM

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With this election we're simultaneously breaking through the glass ceiling and the rock bottom. We got a really big room now

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trump: i'll accept the results of this election…if i win press: and if u lose? trump: *leans in* how could i lose if i never ran press: what

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cant believe they gave a holywood star to the entire year of 2016

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Can't believe the season finale of America is in two days.

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when someone says "that'll shave years off your life" I wish you could select which years, I definitely would have chosen 2016

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