Herman Cain Sings "Imagine There's No Pizza"

I think this is what John Lennon had in mind when he wrote "Imagine." Sample Cain lyrics: "Imagine there’s no pizza I couldn’t if I tried/Eating only tacos/Or Kentucky Fried/Imagine only burgers/It’s frightening and sad" This man might be President. Think about that.


Imagine there’s no pizza

I couldn’t if I tried

Eating only tacos

Or Kentucky Fried

Imagine only burgers

It’s frightening and sad

You’re lucky you have pizza

To feed your kids for you

Only frosting or cookies

And no dishes you must do

Imagine eating pizza

Each and every day

You may say that it’s junk food

But to me it’s so much more

It gives my life its meaning

And it makes a lot of dough

Imagine mozzarella

Anchovies on the side

And maybe, pepperoni

Rounds out your pizza pie

Imagine getting pizza

Delivered to your door

You don’t have to give up now

On my skateboard I will go

I’ll be back in 30 minutes

I just bought Dominoes

All I am saying

Is give pizza a chance

All I am saying

Give pizza a chance!

All I am saying

Is give pizza a chance

All I am saying

You’ve got to, got to give pizza a chance!



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