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23 Things That Happen On Every Episode Of "Shark Tank"

"This post is DEAD to me." - Kevin O'Leary

Posted on May 8, 2014, at 10:57 a.m. ET

1. Someone values their company laughably high.

2. Kevin O'Leary yells, "There's nothing proprietary about this!"

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3. An ambitious child entrepreneur makes you realize how little you've succeeded in life.

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4. Someone's like, "I was in, but then you raised your eyebrows weird so now I'm out."

5. Daymond throws some subtle shade.

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6. Barbara Corcoran makes a deal.

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7. Someone comes in with like $15 in sales.

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8. Kevin makes this hand gesture.

It's called the "raised steeple" and it's a body language power gesture.

9. Mark Cuban gives someone advice.

10. Daymond's diamond earrings are mesmerizing.

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11. Mark gets mad at someone.

12. An attractive woman wears next to nothing.

13. The Sharks declare a business isn't "scalable."

14. Someone wears a goofy hat.

15. Kevin goes out.

16. Awkward dancing.

17. Bald jokes.

18. Kevin offers someone a royalty deal.

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19. Robert is gentle and nice but still goes out.

20. Someone sucks up to Mark by giving him a sample of their products in Mavs colors.

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21. There's a business you just KNOW is doomed.

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22. A Shark threatens to revoke their offer if the entrepreneur doesn't make a decision in 0.2 seconds.

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23. Someone is dead to Kevin.

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