A Beaver Was Just Minding His Own Dam Business When He Walked Into A Dollar Store

Can Beaver live?

This is Beaver, who was photographed perusing Christmas decorations at the local dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Maryland, earlier this week.

Beaver was apparently in the market for Christmas lights.

And seriously considered whether he needed a stuffed Santa doll because I mean it's just a dollar.

Beaver also had zero shits to give, so the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office was called.

Animal control was then brought in to take Beaver to a wildlife rehabilitation center before being released back into the wild...without Christmas decorations.

The beaver tweet may go viral! All joking aside, the beaver was safely rescued by animal control & was released to… https://t.co/cWu0XZf4Ew

Just the same, Merry Christmas, Beaver.

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