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Please Look At Steven Segal Lovingly Petting The President Of Belarus's Melons


Posted on August 25, 2016, at 12:05 p.m. ET

Steven Seagal has had a pretty great life post–action movie career, what with his becoming BFFs with Russian president Vladimir Putin and other things as well, probably.

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But this...this surely blows any of Seagal's recent adventures completly out of the water.

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For those who are confused, that was the former star of [insert whatever Seagal's most popular movie was here] and Alexander Lukashenko, the president of Belarus, chatting about produce.

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Lukashenko, who has been referred to as the last dictator in Europe, is absolutely nuts about his farm and forcing former C-list celebrities to admire the fruits (and vegetables) of his labor.

Seagal, who was in Belarus to work with a video game developer, seemed at times uncertain just why he was meeting Lukashenko on his farm, as seen in this picture of him pensively eating a carrot.

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Seagal was then forced to awkwardly pat one of Lukashenko's ripe melons, before being made to hold it, exclaim "Wow!" and wonder where his life went wrong.

Anyway, here's a picture of Steven Seagal cradling a dictator's melons.

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