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QUIZ: Which Bill O'Reilly Are You?

Because there's a little bit of Papa Bear in everyone.

Posted on January 21, 2014, at 3:23 p.m. ET

  1. 1. You've just woken up. What do you do first?

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    Turn on the radio.
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    Check Twitter.
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    Open up the Times.
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    Turn on ESPN.
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    Turn on Fox & Friends.
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    Pop in a Dirty Harry DVD.
  2. 2. Pick a sandwich:

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    Cucumber Sandwich
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    Lasagne and Egg
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    PB&J on a hotdog bun
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    French Dip
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    Cheeseburger
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    Grilled Cheese
  3. 3. Drink something:

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    Beer
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    Champagne
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    Straight vodka
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    Soda Pop
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    Ensure
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    Scotch on the rocks
  4. 4. You can't find your keys. What do you do?

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    Tear your place apart looking for them.
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    Call your mom.
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    Call your assistant.
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    Buy a new apartment.
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    Check the limo.
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    Go back to bed.
  5. 5. Choose someone to hang out with:

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    The Fonz
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    Ronald Reagan
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    Clint Eastwood
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    Barack Obama
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    Wilford Brimley
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    Peggy Noonan
  6. 6. Dress yourself:

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  7. 7. Play a game:

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    Battleship
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    War
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    Hungry Hungry Hippos
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    Words With Friends
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    FMK
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    Have a duel
  8. 8. Someone cuts you off in traffic. What do you do?

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    Just let it go.
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    Chase the prick down, pull him out of his car and beat him within an inch of his miserable life.
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    Take down his license plate number and inform Fox News security.
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    Flip 'em the bird.
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    Let loose a flurry of choice words and then take your heart medication.
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    Have your driver meet them at the next red light and ask him for some Grey Poupon.
  9. 9. Put on some socks:

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