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Because there's a little bit of Papa Bear in everyone.

QUIZ: Which Bill O'Reilly Are You?

You've just woken up. What do you do first? 

Pick a sandwich:

Drink something:

You can't find your keys. What do you do? 

Choose someone to hang out with:

Dress yourself:

Play a game:

Someone cuts you off in traffic. What do you do?

Put on some socks: 

You are more than happy to party down with the liberal media elite down on the red carpet and in the mega apartments of the Upper East Side.

Cocktail Party Bill O'Reilly

You have a short temper, very little patience for just about anything, and you definitely don't need no stinking teleprompter.

Do It Live Bill O'Reilly

You go to baseball games, appear on Letterman and The View, almost praise Obama in Parade magazine, and can even crack a smile when Cam'ron nails you for being mad.

Chill O'Reilly

You're showing your age. You get mad about stuff like weed and Kate Upton's lack of talent, causing even your closest allies to crack a smile and roll their eyes.

Get Off My Lawn O'Reilly

You are confident, super opinionated, and fully capable of expressing your views with a forceful yet convincing delivery. Even though you confuse loofas and falafels, you are a force to be reckoned with.

Classic Bill O'Reilly

You're ready to take on the world. You may be a nobody but you're still brash enough storm into Joey Bishop's Tonight Show dressing room and demand a dinner coupon. Nothing can stop you and you know it.

Young Bill O'Reilly

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