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The Obama Girls Could Not Be More Bored By Their Dad's Jokes

Ugh, parents.

Posted on November 26, 2014, at 4:12 p.m. ET

President Obama had his audience in stitches today as he pardoned the National Thanksgiving Turkey at the White House with some lighthearted jokes.

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Everyone, that is, except his own daughters.

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Look at that double side eye.

No doubt with something, anything, more important to do than attend a bizarre ritual where the leader of the free world/their dad waves his hands and declares a bird pardoned, Sasha and Malia barely cracked a smile during the entire event.

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SUH BORED.

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Like any kids tired of their dad laughing at his own jokes, the girls were having none of it.

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“I am here to announce what I’m sure will be the most talked about Executive Action this month,” the president deadpanned.

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UGH, DAD.

“Today I’m taking an action fully within my legal authority, the same kind of action taken by Democrats and Republican presidents before...”

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TOTES LAME.

“…to spare the lives of two turkeys, Mac and Cheese, from a terrible and delicious fate.”

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YAWN.

“Let’s face it, if you’re a turkey and you’re named after a side dish, your chances of escaping Thanksgiving dinner are pretty low!”

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SUH EMBARRASSING.

"Turkeys don't have the best looking heads!"

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WHEN CAN WE GO BACK UPSTAIRS?

"You guys want to pet him?" the president asked. "Nah," Malia responded.

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Here's to you, Malia and Sasha.

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May you find strength in each other.

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