
Dear Internet,
need to clean up this mouth of mine & set a better example for my babes. i apologize and i love you. always learning.

💜

Statement on Government Funding Bill:

Omg she used the fucking notes app then accidentally put a random dot on it while cropping on her phone I- https://t.co/ZgFGCZfghd
Nothing says "National Emergency" like the app you use to remind yourself to get bananas https://t.co/rOBE3HaEoZ
the discourse in my texts right now

such a coordinated announcement that she's doing a statement via the Notes app https://t.co/YcvyTqQDqX
@PressSec He's been slow-rolling this fake "emergency" for six weeks now and you had to rush out the announcement on your iPhone's Notes app?

I was told armageddon would have better graphics https://t.co/YTQkGoeBAA
Trump is gonna declare World War 3 in a comment on HQ Trivia
this is the way the world ends; not with a bang but a statement written in the notes app
