Now that we've established why you won't be needing that New Year's Resolution generator, here's something equally useless. It's a meme! Don't expect anything life-altering.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.