Billionnaires are the new Bolsheviks! It seemed kind of random and odd when the White House was trying to appoint a "War Czar" to oversee the Iraq War. Someone's been reading their War and Peace...or at least carrying it around trying to look smart or something.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.