God, today is the slowest news day that has ever happened in history, maybe. Here's something to soak up that boredom. Okay. Time to take another coffee break.
Editorial note: Whoa! You've found a super-old post here on BuzzFeed, from an earlier era of the site. It doesn't really represent where we are anymore, and may in fact be totally broken, but we're leaving it up as a part of our early history.