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9 Reasons Why Everything Is Terrible

Get your comfort food ready.

1. There are more people on Facebook than there are books in the world.

2. There are more politicians in the US than there are pandas on earth.

3. Lindsay Lohan has been seen in court more than Amy Poehler has been seen in movies.

4. Kim Kardashian is worth more than Neil Degrasse Tyson, President Obama, Louis CK, and Zach Galifianakis combined.

5. More people watched "CSI Las Vegas" than watched the Mars landing.

6. In America, there are more gun owners than cat owners

7. In 2012, Americans wasted $180 Billion worth of food. That's enough money to buy Greenland.

8. If "Homeless People" was a country, it would be the 12th biggest in the world...roughly the size of Mexico

9. Absolutely everything about this video.

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Welp. See ya out there.