1.
Rand Paul's new Ray Bans!
"I like Obamacare, ironically."
2.
Rick Perry's new Clark Kent glasses!
He defunded Obamacare before it was cool.
"My state has a budget surplus, you've probably never heard of it."
3.
Palin's wooden frames.
"No trees were harmed in the making of these glasses..."
"...ok, some probably were."