Which Congressman Is Batman?

Because it's the Congress we deserve, not the Congress we need right now.

1. Could Batman be the mysterious Eric Cantor (R-VA)?

2. Xavier Becerra (D-CA) is technologically advanced.

3. Is Batman young, handsome, unassuming Sean Duffy (R-WI)?

4. Darrell Issa (R-CA) certainly has the resources for crime fighting as he is the richest member of congress.

5. Paul Ryan (R-WI) is in great shape and could cut bad guys along with the budget.

6. Tom Graves (R-GA) is clearly hiding a secret identity.

7. Patrick Murphy (D-FL) is the youngest, most agile member of congress.

8. Jim Himes (D-CT) a long shot? Or does he just want us to think that...

9. Michael Grimm (R-NY) would certainly know his way around Gotham.

10. Kevin Yoder (R-KS) is known for hanging out on rooftops.

11. Martin Heinrich (D-NM) has the jawline to stop crime.

12. However, if you are looking at Adam West-Burt Ward Batman, look no further than Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) and Aaron Schock (R-IL)

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