After tweeting an endless stream of vague weather maps, we are finally here, D.C.
Snow totals on the rise. Forecasts now 4-10" around DC. Happy #snowday everyone! http://t.co/X1rA1w8JfW
WE GOT SNOW.
And even our overlords have agreed this time!
The day starts out with rejoicing!
You get a snow day, and you get a snow day... Everyone Gets A #SnowDay! h/t @Sahar_aurora
If you are from a place that does not see snow often, you will tweet in disbelief.
Snow amazes us Louisiana people ❄️⛄️ #DC #snowday #LouisianaProblems
And get trolled by people who are used to snow.
In DC the horror
You will have the irresistible desire to take photos of snow through your window screen.
Then you will bravely take pics of your neighborhood.
Starting to look pillowy on the ground. This #snowday fall is working for it. #dc #brightwood
Or your apartment building.
"Real snow in DC!"
My street. Real snow in DC! #snowday
You will make a big deal out of cleaning your car.
Then you will head out and start tweeting about what things look like covered in snow.
Our iconic red telephone box looks GREAT no matter the weather! #DCsnow
Instagram video about food trucks.
Ask yourself this: "Wait, what filter works best in snow?"
Snow falls on Pennsylvania, Ave in front of the White House.. #snowday
Take selfies at monuments covered in snow.
And make Vines of famous stuff with snow on it.
If your office stayed open, you will brag about it.
Even though the snow is falling & the Fed Gov is closed, my DC office is open for business. #IowaStrong, No #snowday
@bennyjohnson While most of the govt is closed due to snow, we're open & serving the #KY constituency. Stop by my office or call 2022244343
Sup, Rep. Austin Scott's office on the rooftop?
If you are on TV for a living, you will drag your cameramen outside.
Will be anchoring #TheLead from the planet Hoth today. http://t.co/Ou4islfGSz
Just so you can look like this:
Even people who work in the private sector will brag about going to work.
First day at the @washingtonpost. Because news doesn't stop for the snow.
Your Foursquare check-in will be at "Snowtastrophe."
Then, out of boredom, you will paste idiotic stuff like this on Facebook.
And desperately wait for these guys to plan a massive citywide snowball fight.
Then you slowly realize snow is inconvenient.
I could not have picked a worse day to start smoking. #dcsnow
And you will look for a massive list of happy hour snow specials.
And once again, if you live in Virginia, we don't care.
