Conservatives on Twitter have created a hashtag for what they would rather do than watch the President's State of the Union speech tonight.
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Lick a hoarder's sink plate.
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Make religious jokes to the Taliban.
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Watch Obama ride a bike.
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Slightly more deviant.
9.
OK, guys, get back on track...
10.
Electrocute their wiener.
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Wrestle Chris Christie for food.
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Massage a naked Michael Moore.
18.
Watch Bill Clinton's Impeachment.
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Figure out Barney Frank's cup size.
24.
Get their wieners bitten off.
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Babysit Honey Boo Boo.
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Store weapons in a shelter in the woods.
28.
Watch TBS's "Cougartown."
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Buy tickets to watch the Jets.
34.
Watch Tim Tebow on a bench.
35.
OK, I'm sure you would not rather do this.
But we are pretty sure they are going to watch it anyway.
Happy State of the Union!