PoliticsThe New "House Of Cards" Trailer Is Here And It Is OMG, WTF, DarknessHoly....what.By by Benny JohnsonBuzzFeed StaffPosted on December 13, 2013, 7:52 pmTwitterFacebookLink The new House of Cards trailer is here, and it is hella dark. View this video on YouTube Here are the darkest things about it. 1. The thing starts out with Frank Underwood's iconic speech about pain. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Frank Underwood has a badass motorcade now. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Frank says, "I need to prove what the vice president is capable of," while saluting what looks like a group of Civil War reenactors. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Frank assures Claire that they can be "dangerous." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Chick make-out scene. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Zoe wonders if she was a part of someones murder. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. This guy barks and holds his chest. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Frank Underwood watches Hardball. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. The vice president throws a steak into a pool. A dog retrieves it. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. The president tells Frank that he is "out of line" and Frank throws a lamp. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Suffocation. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Anthrax. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Raymond Tusk says "hit 'em now" on a landline. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. Frank is still going to talk right into the camera. And power walk too. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. Frank tells Doug Stamper to "put things to bed." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Slap fights. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. "Let's make him suffer." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Burying a ring on a Civil War battlefield. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 19. Dramatic office shots. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. Extinguishing a birthday candle with a slight touch. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. And Claire is still perfection. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "And the butchery begins." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And I will be all...