WorldOlympicsInsane Russian Sports That Should Be In The OlympicsHey, IOC, get your shit together.By by Benny JohnsonBuzzFeed StaffPosted on February 12, 2014, 3:15 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. Competitive Urban Tank Driving Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Nailed it." Gold medal. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. Urban Gymnastics Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Urban Gymnastics: The High Bar Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Think camera angles like this: Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "The Russians take another gold, Bob!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Welp." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Iceberg Standing Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. 3... 2... 1... GRENADE DROP! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Russian Freeway Survival Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Winter Olympics Edition! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "This one's gonna be competitive." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Competitive Traffic Blocking Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Holy shit. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Animals can compete too! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And...bathrooms. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "..." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. The Fire Cannon Vault Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. Trapped in Somewhere-athalon Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Tower Jump with Homemade Parachute Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. Extreme Push-Ups Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "Gold!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. Competitive Drunk Dancing Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. Soviet Bungee Jumping Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "The winner gets to walk again, Bob!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Moral of the story: Russia, please host another Olympics. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And if any journalists complain about their hotel... We can deal with that. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF