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Insane Russian Sports That Should Be In The Olympics

Hey, IOC, get your shit together.

Posted on February 12, 2014, at 10:15 a.m. ET

1. Competitive Urban Tank Driving

"Nailed it."

Gold medal.

Via nbc.com

2. Urban Gymnastics

Urban Gymnastics: The High Bar

Think camera angles like this:

"The Russians take another gold, Bob!"

"Welp."

Via nbc.com

3. Iceberg Standing

4. 3... 2... 1... GRENADE DROP!

Via nbc.com

5. Russian Freeway Survival

Winter Olympics Edition!

"This one's gonna be competitive."

Via nbc.com

6. Competitive Traffic Blocking

Holy shit.

Animals can compete too!

And...bathrooms.

"..."

7. The Fire Cannon Vault

Via youtube.com

Master class.

8. Trapped in Somewhere-athalon

9. Tower Jump with Homemade Parachute

Via youtube.com

...no real winners in this one.

Via nbc.com

10. Extreme Push-Ups

"Gold!"

Via nbc.com

11. Competitive Drunk Dancing

Via nbc.com

12. Soviet Bungee Jumping

"The winner gets to walk again, Bob!"

Via nbc.com

Moral of the story: Russia, please host another Olympics.

And if any journalists complain about their hotel...

We can deal with that.

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