Insane Russian Sports That Should Be In The Olympics

Hey, IOC, get your shit together.

1. Competitive Urban Tank Driving

"Nailed it."

Gold medal.

2. Urban Gymnastics

Urban Gymnastics: The High Bar

Think camera angles like this:

"The Russians take another gold, Bob!"

"Welp."

3. Iceberg Standing

4. 3... 2... 1... GRENADE DROP!

5. Russian Freeway Survival

Winter Olympics Edition!

"This one's gonna be competitive."

6. Competitive Traffic Blocking

Holy shit.

Animals can compete too!

And...bathrooms.

"..."

7. The Fire Cannon Vault

8. Trapped in Somewhere-athalon

9. Tower Jump with Homemade Parachute

10. Extreme Push-Ups

"Gold!"

11. Competitive Drunk Dancing

12. Soviet Bungee Jumping

"The winner gets to walk again, Bob!"

Moral of the story: Russia, please host another Olympics.

And if any journalists complain about their hotel...

We can deal with that.

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