Insane Russian Sports That Should Be In The Olympics
Hey, IOC, get your shit together.
Competitive Urban Tank Driving
Urban Gymnastics: The High Bar
Think camera angles like this:
"The Russians take another gold, Bob!"
3... 2... 1... GRENADE DROP!
Russian Freeway Survival
"This one's gonna be competitive."
Competitive Traffic Blocking
Trapped in Somewhere-athalon
Tower Jump with Homemade Parachute
Competitive Drunk Dancing
Soviet Bungee Jumping
"The winner gets to walk again, Bob!"
Moral of the story: Russia, please host another Olympics.