Bro, this is the worst.
Posted on July 15, 2013, at 4:52 p.m. ET
For an issue you know absolutely nothing about.
Santa is even wanded down.
Kiss your next 17 minutes away at the metal detector.
Who is not sure who you are.
And wait... do I have to wear a suit today?
Which is short for staff assistant.
One word: CRUMBS.
Helping Home Owners Make Energy-Efficiency Residential Upgrades Now Act of 2008 aka H-HOMERUN Act.
Personal phone, work Blackberry, campaign cellphone. I need a utility belt!
Got a master's degree? Yes, great. Then you can help with folding mail.
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