FAB: This brilliant moustache.
DRAB: This moustache.
FAB: Big red sash pinned to a suit.
DRAB: These sweaty Transformers creeping on people.
FAB: Old-school political #SWAG
FAB: This afro.
DRAB: This pink hair mess.
FAB: Life-sized Duck Hunt.
DRAB: Marco Rubio 2016 booth.
FAB: This man in this three-piece.
DRAB: Man in shiny suit jacket and running pants.
FAB: Larry O'Connor's microphone.
DRAB: This guy's tiny red microphone.
FAB: Scotch and cigars bow-tie.
DRAB: This bowtie.
FAB: Breitbart News house party with a full Mariachi band.
DRAB: Bad make-up Zombie party.
FAB: Rainbow mohawk, white suspenders dude.
YES.
DRAB: Scraggly pony-tail.
FAB: This HUGE piece of Bacon.
FAB: The girl who has "broken every CPAC dress code rule" in the first day.
DRAB: Soviet Obama hats.
FAB: Massive Jenga set that collapses and scares everyone.
DRAB: The SWAG-less, depressing College Republican table.
FAB: Colorful Revolutionary with copper pot and a huge flag.
DRAB: His less colorful outfit on the second day.
FAB: This colorful jacket.
DRAB: This rainbow jacket.
FAB: The booth with the basketball game.
DRAB: Paranoid conspiracy tables.
FAB: Legalize weed cowboy hat.
DRAB: Black, bedazzled cowboy hat.
FAB: This lovely, conservative Fairy-Godmother.
WE LOVE HER!
DRAB: This AR-15 necklace.
FAB: BuzzFeed speaking on a panel explaining importance of memes in politics.
DRAB: Old worn out memes that CPAC is just discovering.
FAB: Matching turban and pants.
DRAB: Every CPAC worker having to wear this highly embroidered shirt.
FAB: This colonial patriot checking his iPhone.
DRAB: Ben Franklin with a huge, worried face.
FAB: Sarah Palin chugging a Big Gulp on stage.
DRAB: Sarah Palin making a strange joke about her "rack" and her husband's "rifle."
CPAC 2013!
